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The “morally corrupt Faye Resnick” is strong in this one.

I dunno. She seems more like a woo girl than a cool party girl. Like she would get you backstage by flashing her tatas but spend the entire time talking about it to the people backstage and about how cahhhhhh-razy she is with a high pitched laugh. Those are once or twice a year friends at most

There is something particularly eye wringing about the way this baby just snuck her way out. No fuss about her conception, her gestation, even her birth. She just sprang out healthy and made everyone’s day. Good work, baby girl.

Kansas City is faaaar more progressive, if you leave out Joco, KS, at least.

Yeah, this is Coen brother’s levels of crazypants.

Ok. I love Tim Gunn, like all of him with everything that I have because he’s so entertaining and a sweet, sweet man. But it’s honestly so annoying when Fashion-y people try to shit-talk Kendall. I’m sorry, but Kendall is skinny and young and beautiful and rich- what among those qualities make her less of a candidate

By not sucking dick, Stevenson has prevented no man from still getting off via sex. By not going down on women, Lloyd has effectively refused to give women orgasms from sex, while ostensibly continuing to get them for himself.

I refuse to believe Toews is anything other than a hockey playing robot who’s been programmed with impeccable manners.

A generation of demi-closeted high school freshman boys with restricted Internet access at home cry at the loss.

Go to sleep, St. Louis. Have fun at third grade camp tomorrow.

So when exactly is this cycle going to end? When exactly are we going to be able to vote for our principles?

I don’t know. I imagine at least part of it would be related to having a) a glimmer of hope that the conversation would be done in good faith on the part of democrat candidates, even if their positions or solutions are not well flushed out to date, and b) making it known that democrat candidates can’t just keep

It’s possible you’ve been holding on to that one for a while. But I’m going to hope that you just came up with that on the spot because I want to believe in a world where people can come up with that on the spot.

My EXACT thought. Fool me once.

Ummm no. She got Chlamydia from him TWICE (so she says). After round 1 and you still go back for more sexy time, you bring f*cking condoms.

You can still not like Anita without being part of gamergate, though.

I liked Legally Blonde 2. Almost better than the first one. I thought Elle’s story was one and done until I saw it but afterwards I was able to envision all sorts of plots with her.

So then don’t complain when you knowingly broke the contract.