Though I think federal dollars should go towards abortions or whatever reproductive care women need.

Hey, preachers leave our kid(makers) alone.

Some dark sarcasm in the chatroom.

I say this knowing that I’ll probably get my block knocked off but, Matt McGorry is starting to weird me out a little.

There is nothing that could make me see this movie. Nothing. The ads for it make my stomach hurt and knees feel shaky.

Omg, Helen Mirren and Alan Cumming together = charmsplosion

Or, because there are a lot of missing details in the complaint, maybe the diner has a party of 8, the waiter added the usual automatic 18% gratuity, the diner rounded it up to 20 for dramatic effect, and the waiter said the policy is legal

I watched that Mindy Project episode he was in, and trust me, when Mindy Kaling has a better screen presence than you, you’re not doing it right.

Morifarty’s ringtone already explained most of this, so I’ll just add the fun fact that at least in Tudor England, Catholicism was the FUN Christianity. Lots of parties, and feast days, and dancing, and beautiful things in churches like stained glass windows. It was Party Times.

The thing that drives me batshit crazy about this whole thing is that Apostolic Christians don’t believe that Catholics are real Christians! Why is she so excited to meet the head of the Catholic Church if she believes Catholics are going to hell?! (Answer: Because she’s an attention whore.)

Note: I am in no way defending either the letter writer or the responder from Uexpress. I think we can all agree they are both shitty people.

Spot on. Every person on Earth has the right to feel sad once in a while, to feel useless, to wail against the futility of it all.

I just love people who think the Underground Railroad was an actual railroad...

“but to know that even she gets shit about her body is kind of awesome”

One of the better Drunk History skits. However, there should be an actual feature length movie about Harriet Tubman. What she did was amazing. If it wasn’t for racism and Hollywood’s preference for white saviors (12 Years a Slave) and/or rape & guns stories (Django), there would already be 2 or 3 versions of her life…

I was kinda disappointed he didn’t mention gun violence, or approach racism more directly. The arms trade was definitely about the international trade, not domestic commerce.

The first time he said her name, I legit thought he said “Doris Day,” and I was incredibly confused.

(I offer that the start of human sex commences with the beginning of sexual touching and ends when no one needs to be sexually touched anymore because both are satisfied, however that is defined between the participants.)

Hey, look, God made it a twenty minute intermission between the first and second period for a reason.

you know what else is peaked? MY INTEREST MY NIPPLES.