Meanwhile, [FIRE EMOJI]

65 percent of blacks feel Black Lives Matter focuses on racial discrimination, compared to 25 percent of whites

I don’t hate him. But he CAN NOT ACT. He is a terrible actor. He found a role that fit the three faces he knows how to make and his ability to drink a lot and hate himself. But that’s it. Is he funny when Tina Fey writes for him? Kind of. In the sense of a dog wearing clothes. Because all the jokes are about how…

If I had to go on HSN I would DEFINITELY be day drunk.

But what about this guy?

I took a sample Canadian citizenship test and nearly failed. ASK ME QUESTIONS ABOUT HOCKEY AND MARGARET ATWOOD, NOT THE FUNCTION OF THE SENATE.

I just turned 44 and I love being this age. I am finally confident in who I am, love my style and stopped caring about what other people who don’t matter to me think. There is tremendous freedom in getting to the point in your life where you are only trying to impress yourself. I love my 40’s. Love it.

I’m fucking terrified - just from the plot summary.

“Trump rally tonight! Who’s in??”

Yeah, I got to the part about her thanking him for sex, and always being the outside spoon, and I thought “Thus motherfucker knows exactly what he’s doing and gets off on keeping his wife feeling insecure and less-than.”

It’s a super interesting field - I took a few classes at a community college. It’s a combination of poli sci, anthropology, geology, history, and sociology as well as a few other things. It’s not just find Brazil on a map (which a lot of my classmates could not do). I had no idea what it was until I went to this…

Manslation: “We have noticed that there are women in the workplace who are not our secretaries. In fact, they purport to be our colleagues. Upon several harsh reminders bestowed upon many of our alumni by various courts in the last 30 years, we have deemed it appropriate that our members to become accustomed to…

One of my favorite Tumblr posts is someone saying something about how great it would be if they eventually made a picture about Leo’s life and the actor playing Leo won the Oscar for it.

That Hansel Eggsnort tweet sounds like a bad pick up line.

I see your point, though I don’t necessarily agree with it. I’ve known some people who were a lot more fucked up in the head than I am - and Lord knows, I’m not the world’s sanest person - get their asses off the street because, in the end, the cost-benefit analysis CHANGES. It’s not that they get less mentally ill.…

I would love to see Kim Davis forced to issue a marriage license to Chris Brown and Damon Wayans. Trump and Huckabee giving away the grooms. Bill Cosby officiating. Sarah Palin giving a toast in ‘merican. Then I want to see the whole lot of them choke to death on the plastic from a Kraft’s singles. Or better yet,…

I always offer to split and I always mean it. (There’s a weird faction of women who offer to split and then judges the guy if he agrees to it, and those women are the worst.) Even if it’s not an exact 50-50 split of the check, I’ll usually offer to buy the next thing, be it the movie tickets or an after dinner treat…

I’m direct myself, it doesn’t make you everybody’s darling in any walk of life - be it professional, friends or love. But on the upside, the relationships you *do* get to make are honest and genuine and not built on pretense and silly games. When push comes to shove, it doesn’t matter how many numbers there are on…

Which is why it doesn’t require a reply on a lukewarm platform of communication like text messages. Most men would simply respond to her non-verbally during the next date and that would be just fine.

-Sent from my vulva