If anything, I’m staying with someone despite their large penis, not because of it. After a couple tries, you figure out what works best and it doesn’t hurt really. But it can be challenging at first. My preference has always been for unusually smooth penises, because obviously you want to spend more time touching and…

Let me tell you, I’ve had sex with some big dicks in my day, and my opinion has always been if I wanted a bruised fucking cervix I would just get pregnant and have a goddamn baby so my mom would stop whining about how she has no grandchildren.

As a formerly pregnant person myself, I completely agree with him. It sounds like a very apt metaphor.

I know some people would get up in arms but Bryan Cranston is right. I have never felt more violated than I did when I was pregnant. Like suddenly I was communal property where everyone felt like they could touch me and comment on their opinion of me and my appearance as a pregnant person. So celebrities who are…

Also, people should really educate themselves about the horrifically unethical practices that inevitably occur whenever there are moves to “save the children” through placing them with international adoptive families during a massive crisis/disaster situation. And I can just imagine the further abuses and…

Yeah, you’re probably just a prude. How come pornhub’s scholarship is creepy, when a whole bunch of other buisnesses have scholarships and nobody bats an eye at them?

I’m growing more and more uncomfortable with the seemingly increasing progressive notion that people’s backgrounds must be fully delved into and punishment doled out for things they did years and years ago, retroactive, permanent punishment. It strikes me as so anti-liberal.

Pelosi will have a pretty stellar legacy (once the weird, idiotic right wing nonsense dies down). In addition to this, she’s also more responsible than the Obama administration for getting the ACA passed. She was a really good speaker and she has continued to be effective in the minority.

You are part of an ancient thing that doesn’t know what it is, and can’t.

Seriously, I have friends who also engage in sex work and the way people treat them as a result is disgusting. Like, how is selling your body for sex different than selling it for labor? Sex work is just another type of work. If you’re exploited at your office, you’re not considered vile and disgusting, the person…

My reminder is that it may feel safer but is never better to laugh and call someone deluded instead of recognizing we are all making compromises to live our best life in a hard world. She’s the dumb one, I’m the smart one. She’s the lazy one, I’m the hard-working one. It’s easy to despise someone for not having more…

If the Niners beat the Seahawks that’ll be the angriest blowjob ever. EVER.

I so liked Taylor Swift but she’s too much after the This Sick Beat bullshit. Remember the time Kanye interrupted your speech by getting on stage and halting the show? What in the goddamn world makes you think you have that kind of control that the man who said “George Bush doesn’t care about black people” while…

^This. Struggling to stay engaged with a book for 342 pages so I can see what the payoff is makes me think two things: 1. Someone might have benefited from a harsher editor; 2. If I wanted to suffer for a literary payoff, I think I’d rather go read Victorian-era Russian fiction. That stuff is like tiramisu made of…

More likely - Bryan Randall emailed you earlier this month.

...whether the amendment to the Constitution that explicitly states (go read it) that people who are in militias can own guns also means that people who are not in militias can own guns, and if so, whether and which citizens should own guns. Most of these opinions will be the incorrect opinion.

Kat Dennings, you are wrong. Step to my punk-as-fuck teen self rocking the SLC Punk! white-thermal-under-white-tee action.

please read all of Demi Adejuyigbe’s tweets about last night’s Taylor Swift show ( a small sampling below)

Tay and Calvin sittin’ in a tree.