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I just had a pregnancy scare. The gods were merciful on me that this happened now and not in 2017. Also I guess this is the end of bc being covered by insurance?

Maybe Hillary should have done a better job reaching out to the progressive left instead of undermining their platform at every chance? Hillary lost. She lost many states and demos that Obama won twice. She sucks and this is all her retro 90s campaign.

Men judge women based on their attractiveness. Women judge men based on their perception of how well he can take care of her. This is like fourth grade evolution. Nothing new, nothing offensive. Grow up, please.

Silly me, you’re right. I guess that means when I was raped when I was thirty and one of my best friend’s husband’s reactions was to say, “Who would do that to that little girl.”, I should have been as outraged at him as I was at my rapist. Instead of, you know, accepting his heartfelt response in the spirit in

You only chose to comment on another person’s comment. By your logic we can assume you aren’t bothered by anything about this story.

Why can’t you understand that when a well-intentioned sheriff uses cultural slang that doesn’t conform 100% to our standards, it makes him just as dangerous as the serial killer who murdered seven people and raped a 14 year old girl!

Were you more angered by the fact that she was held in a cage for two months and faced certain death, or that the officers who discovered her and saved her life perhaps used cultural and regional slang that didn’t quite conform to your standards?

Of course! It’s not enough to expect officers to find and rescue a woman from a cage where she faced certain death. They’re also required not to use language that adheres 100% to what some of the readers here deem appropriate. Cultural and regional slang be damned.  

Fun McFunster over here.

So it’s like a butthole with a clit?

To be fair, I reacted in a similar manner when I came home to my wife fucking some penguin.

Yes, I have multiple credit cards and if I get into a dispute with my credit card company, I can get legal recourse in an actual court system via lawsuit.

Donald Jr. may indeed be an asshole, but retelling a story about him getting physically abused by his father is a strange way to illustrate it.

Any judgement body that doesn’t provide due process and can have significant affect on your life is a kangaroo court.

The scary part is that after clearly outlining the problem with university “courts”, you think the problem is not with the courts but with giving students access to an attorney.

Why do women so frequently claim men are scheming to pit them against each other? How can it be intended to pit them against each other if it wasn’t even intended for them to find out about it?

Eighteen years—as successful, powerful, and undeniably brilliant female athletes - taught us that.

What are you talking about this is absurd. You don’t cancel a college sports season because men were being vulgar idiots. It’s what we fucking do. Shame them in public go crazy but taking away a season is absurd. Pc at its worst right here holy shit

Yeah, I’m confused as to why giving students better access to constitutionally guaranteed representation is a bad thing.