Your intellectual space? You are so fucking pretentious.

I count at least 3 lies,

“Must be nice living in a delusional world like you do”

So you do realize it or you don’t? And have you ever smelt a fresh poutine with bacon and onions? It’s heavenly, might even dislodge those tightly bunched panties from within your crack.

You sound stressed, have you tried a cigarette? Great way to relax.

And no, you couldn’t internet tough guy. People who could don’t feel the need to brag about it on the internet. Skinny, weak little virgin nerds do.

You do realize Hillary, being centre-right, would be a conservative in Canada? Your political spectrum is that fucked up.

Don’t tell me you’d rather have Trump than Rob Ford. Say what you will about him but he was the life of the party at every club I’ve seen him at.

“I don’t need to impress anyone”-The person trying to act tough on the internet. Don’t worry little buddy, we believe you! What took you so long, did mommy ground you for writing bad words?

You have to get off your ass and get to the top first. CEO of Wells Fargo made the company billions over the years, and Billy Bush made NBC millions.

I don’t know if you’re a dude, or have ever even spoken to a real dude, or have even been through puberty. But hugs don’t satisfy boners dumbass. You sound like a child.

Because it didn’t actually happen.

Remind me again what happened with the previous winner. I’ll wait.

So you’ve really already forgotten what happened the last time one of the wild, unrealistic accusations was taken seriously?

Remember what happened the last time everyone believed an unsubstantiated allegation? You idiots don’t have any long term memory, do you?

No, no it doesn’t. Relax with the drama if you want to be taken seriously.

How right you were.

They still lost. Fuck the Leafs man.

It’s his grindr pic, obviously.

By those arms that have the consistency and definition of chicken liver? Get real grandpa, you’re not intimidating anyone under the age of 50.

Let me guess. You’re from the armpit of Ontario, Hamilton.