The best part is they got the cats to pay for it.

In Harding’s case, it’s easier to work on your axels when your boyfriend always carries around a tire iron.

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants children and teachers.

“No adder no adder no adder...”

If they wanted it to leave, they just should have denied it a new, taxpayer-funded stadium

I certainly hope DARPA or someone is trying to find a way to weaponise the powerful incompetence field that Trump seems to project. Wars could be avoided entirely just by shooting the “enemy” with a Trump ray.

“LET’S GET READY TO LIBELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL”

They’ll say it wasn’t “proven” and that the jury got it wrong.

Personal memory. In 2006, I was working on an article about wrestling action figures for a toy collecting magazine. This took me to a wrestling convention in Pennsylvania. I swear, the moment I saw Bruno Sammartino and Dominic DeNucci walk into the convention center’s restaurant, I almost reverted back to that kid who…

187 sellouts of the Garden pretty much speaks for itself. I saw an interview with Stan Hansen a couple years ago, and he was still fairly green when they brought him to New York to work with Bruno. He broke Bruno’s neck with a slam (not the lariat), and they had a big rematch in Shea (I think) a couple months later,…

He should be careful or his fancy dog will get jealous.

When you reach levels of racism that confuse the police you are on some next level hatred.

This is how we measure the number of years veteran NBA players have left in their career, by measuring their playoff mileage with a technical process known as “Larbon-dating.”

I bet after ball #4, Sergio was thinking about screaming “Dilly Dilly” so security would come and escort him off the course.

Was the movie, “Splash?”

“This is true. I walked into a job interview with the screen half of a Toshiba T1850, that I had won in a round robin wrestling tourney behind a Boston Market, and I got the Niners gig. Should have seen the son of a bitch who ended up with the keyboard.” - Tomsula

Andy Reid: This is really nice.
Assistant Coach: Yeah, check out the formation.
Reid: What’s this?
Assistant: The... clock in the corner?
Reid: Yeah, it keeps counting down.
Assistant: That’s the game clock.
Reid: How do we stop it?
Assistant: [stares]
Reid: [stares]
Assistant: ...you call timeout.
Reid: [looks for pause button]
…

John Wall, backwards hat guy, divorce, John Wall, backwards hat guy, divorce, John Wall, backwards hat guy, divorce, John Wall, backwards hat guy, divorce, John Wall, backwards hat guy, divorce, John Wall, backwards hat guy, divorce, John Wall, backwards hat guy, divorce, John Wall, backwards hat guy, divorce, John…

And to think everyone would have written him off before the game.

I knew driver training in Germany was really, really good.