A college degree is a non transferable asset with zero cash value. At most, it may allow you to earn a higher wage in the future.

A Tesla would be just fine in short races like hill climbs. My money is on a Model S over any AMG E class or S Class sedan up Pikes Peak. The Model S isn’t significantly heavier.

So you’ve worked with a consultant before?

Just imagine how useful that would be if you were on fire, tho.

Don’t worry. The benefits will trickle down to you!

Quayle passed the bar (Indiana, but still). We don’t know her as a young person, but I’d wager against her coming close to being able to graduate and pass the bar now.

That’s one goal, but bookies are also willing to take dumb bets (essentially staking their own money against the public) if the public has a history of overpaying for one side of the bet (eg, Packers, Cowboys).

Aside from novelty, why would someone pay more for this than a gen-1 Miata?

“He’s a poor person’s idea of a rich person.”

You may be right.