smokeycretin9
smokeycretin9
smokeycretin9

10% genius, 15% drunk, 75% out of his goddamned mind.

If by that you mean that if he’s playing Pokemon at age 28, he obviously didn’t have any pride to begin with, maybe you’re right.

This happened in my city last night as well. A colleague said two women struck a parked car while playing Pokeman, injuring the driver. It was an older Honda Accord and, apparently, the airbag (Takata?) blew a hole in her neck.

Exactly why I didn’t ride to work today...

It’s a great, great time to be a motorcyclist.

“The 28-year-old player suffered no serious injuries”

I don’t know who put this together, but it’s genius.

FYI, apparently because I had already been logged in to my Amazon account, there was no online form for me. I just clicked a button, and it said I was entered in the contest.

Can’t argue with results!

Well it did stop the racing, so mission accomplished?

I feel like we’re in crazy mixed up backwards looney land.

I was thinking they climbed all over and in it and their slime ate away at it.

Well that took a dark turn.

I guess punching a producer doesn’t seem so bad now, does it?