I would say a 12 years old with boyfriend.

$0.00 down payment, 17.99% interest rate over 84 months, and rolled over the debt from her trade-in. Debt trap sucks.

theft of property over $30,000

I don’t know what’s worse:

The doughy interior to exterior ratio would be all wrong.

This was recorded on the bridge just after he passed.

This is the best thing I will read all summer. Thank you.

Ha ha they misspelled Obamer.

Traumatic brain injury really is the best reason I can think of for being a Trump supporter.

It’s a chicken and egg thing. You say weird people with dumb ideas tend to gravitate towards UFC, I say that if someone gets punched in the head for a living they will eventually become libertarians.

Pictured: The one concrete statement about all of this.

As a purveyor of fine craigslist quotes, I appreciate this misspelling.

“Ridden on qualifying lap #...”

All responsible gun owners are responsible gun owners right up until they aren't. Weird how that works.

I actually really want that. It’s a little caricature.