I do this too! We’ll be in Ralph’s and I just start yelling, “Mr. Bailey, where ARE you? Stay where you are. I repeat, stay where you are.”

We have spirits at drug stores like CVS or Rite Aid in California. Stores like 7-11 carry only beer and wine here.

My CVS carries groceries and booze. But no bananas. Have I looked? Yes. Yes, I have.

I like this one:

Don’t cry for me, America.

I disagree. I love to be juxtaposed with my younger, hotter self. People say, “Smokey, you used to be hot!” and I respond, “I know, right?!”

I assumed this as well.

Great read! I have lived in CA my whole life and I’m a real American. I am.

When you compare “taker” states to “giver” states, red states average around 17 (in rankings where 1 is the greatest dependent on the federal gov’t.) and blue states are 32. I want CA to just stop giving. Let’s see how that goes.

A vote in Wyoming is 3.6 times more valuable than a vote in CA. Wyoming has about 100K more people than Long Beach, CA. I am not sure how we can still think this is equitable and effective.

Hmmmm, I am from California and use dole all the time. I like to joke to my SS receiving parents are on “the dole” whenever someone pear clutches over “entitlements.” I think it’s pretty common around here anyway.

The Simpsons’ version may be helpful too...

I had tears during Kate’s song and thought I’d head to bed and catch the rest in the AM until Dave Chapelle started. I thought, holy shit, what a great monologue! We stayed up until the end and watched everything. I was very happy to find myself laughing through tears (my favorite emotion) and didn’t miss their…

Can you imagine air traffic control in NY EVERY night? I would die. Nothing would be on time coming in and out of there.

Are these the dancing bears you are looking for?

When did Jesus stop going to Notre Dame games?

It’s a little strange because I have not run into a single person in my office that will admit to voting for Trump. It could be because we are pretty diverse or because people are afraid of me. I can live with that. ;)

I saw 29% this morning.

Me too and I HATE hugs.

There are all kinds of places to research online. My ballot had only FOUR judicial races.