Are you literally retarded?

Relax, splinter was neither quality nor journalism. Full stop.

Might be this https://www.gq.com/story/the-great-high-school-impostor

This guy?

Wouldn't peanut oil still trigger an allergic reaction?

Death by snu snu is the best kind of death.

Amen.

How many Nobels have Rutgers grads/professors won? And how many does Princeton have? Dumbass.

And she's not coddled and spoiled? She sailed over on a fucking racing yacht and her mother is a celebrity opera singer. 

There is a lot more to an athlete’s marketability than their “win record” or amount of championships. It’s literally retarded to conclude "oh muh racism must be responsible" .

How’s the caviar from trout taste? Just caught 5 salmon in Lake Ontario, 8kg of free caviar altogether