WHAT DO I NEED TO DO TO SEE THIS CAR DOING CAR THINGS?!?!?!?! PORSCHE, PLEASE LET ME KNOW!!!!!

Amazing. I love this prototype. But man, it looks so weird with the suspension jacked up like a monster truck to accommodate those shitty New York streets.

As others noted, it’s completely bent in the wrong ways. While I wasn’t able to find what materials he used for it, that car’s after photos aren’t consistent with how a cage is supposed to act.

He owned it.

Did Kyvat ever take out a teammate?

Not really, the car in front has one move to make either move to the left or right; Max moved right and then left. Max took away Ricciardo’s braking space, plus in this situation the downforce is taken away from the front wing of Ricciardo’s car so there wasn’t much he could do other than brake and hope for the best.

I’ve several friends who are teachers and one said to me recently.

Thank God she wasn’t in Australia.

oh boy.

Oh, that’s easy. It’s because they’re like 5 hours ahead.

I’m pretty sure the driver would have had more room to correct in landscape.

I’ve been on Jalopnik for a while now, so I know that this is a clear case of the tire pressure being off by less than a PSI.

TIL you can summarize McLaren’s 2015-17 seasons into a few seconds.

OW OW OW OW I shouldn’t have watched.

The guy working the rear jack also should have seen them still working before he dropped the back of the car.

So I missed a few minutes in the middle of the race, but did ESPN seriously do the entire race no commercials? That’s how I recall it going.

Should probably put it on their wheel guns, too, just to be sure.

I made a stupid comment yesterday and people were still hassling me hours after my first mea culpa because they didn’t bother to look for a correction. You’re in for a long evening.

Can we talk about how amazing Pipo Derani is at restarts?