Yeah, the fact that helmet-twist in the open air can happen isn’t the crazy part of this story; the fact that it’s a situation that’s even PERMITTED to happen is hard to believe.

No snark: that’s terrifying.

The mix-up left him feeling....a Vettel Sebashful

From what I understand, money and development. Money, since Honda pays a team for the privilege of supplying engines. Development in the sense that they can hopefully work out the kinks and get the Honda on power and competitive. That way the varsity Red Bull team has an engine option to drop Renault (TAG) in the…

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I’m hoping Ricciardo can make it to the top. I’m even bringing my Shoey shirt!

Okay. Breathe. Okay, so leave the comfortable confines of Whole Foods’ cheese department and you’re okay. I love cheese, but...you have to get over this.

I think Top Gear did exactly that and Riccardo won.

Knowing Hamilton, I was very surprised he let Bottas pass.

Alternate headline: “Viral Meme Created by Oppositelock Author Becomes Mural at F1 Race”

That fastest lap appears to have surprised Fernando as much as it did the rest of us.

Protip: Read first, then react.

Yeah thats not how red flags work. Only in certain series (Lemons) red means pull over and stop (mostly because theres a shit ton of cars, and mostly amateurs). Every other series it means slowly proceed to the pit lane. In this case there were very few drivers out of their cars, on top of that, driving through that…

It’s a blog, and Alanis probably had 10-15 minutes to wrote this. That is not the problem. The problem is with all the hot takes and old jalopnik memes.

They weren’t the ones who blew Arnage...

Too much work to just scroll on by, you lazy fuck?

Pepto twins is pretty funny.

Admittedly, I hesitated when I saw Daily Mail, too, given their tendency to bork other subjects, but it sounds like they asked around on this one, the general rumblings are that they’re onto something. It also falls right in line with all the other things McLaren folks are saying about being SO OVER this mess of an…

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