Well, at least now they can mark them as sold - To the Insurance Company.

Yes.

I once got out of a ticket because two cars got into a non-serious accident right next to me while rubbernecking at my pulled over car on the freeway. The cop was just asking for my license when the crash happened 15 feet away and the cop goes “oh f*ck me... alright well this is your lucky day, I have to go take care…

I prefer Vettel, but he’s won enough. I liked seeing Bottas take the most unenthusiastic win, and give the most awkward podium interview in the history of F1!

They are leading Ferrari by one point, so no, they aren’t dominating. Valtteri had an amazing start, made just two mistakes the whole race and kept his cool as the four time world champion and current championship leader got right on his tail. Ferrari had a better car today, but Bottas fought really hard and won.

good job bottas (with a lil help from massa.. but its not like he could do anything about that short of going off the track)

Yet today they couldn’t get Hamilton there. Go figure?

The little yellow 126 also made it! It’s amazing that a 126 can still haul ass like that.

But if it had gone in first, the others would have just used its roof as run-off!

Give that ditch a rally car. Ditches love rally cars.

red citroën be like, ditch please!

Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity, unless a car dealership is involved. Them’s some shady bastards.

No insurance necessary, because the UK has universal healthcare.

What would make me feel better is tha ASIMO drove Alonso’s F1 car for the rest of season.

First, things are a bit different in the U.K. The NHS will do basic recovery, but you may not get a state of the art prosthesis unless you can chip in yourself. Also, there are a lot of costs related to a life changing injury like this that aren’t strictly medical costs. For example, if he ever wants to drive again,…

Ugh, poor kid. I was really hoping that wouldn’t be the outcome when I saw the original article.

Oh come on. All F1 fans know the real robot in the field is Kimi.

Word has it, ASIMO has been programmed to bring Alonso beer and snacks, so that none of the other team members have to listen to him screaming about how shitty his car is while he cools off in the garage.

No, that idea is entirely in your head.