“I feel really sad that … someone could be so unhappy with themselves as a person that they did not feel dignified as a human being until they got a piece of paper. I mean, there’s just so much more to life than that.”

I’m waiting.

Can I ask why you hate him so? The Gawkerverse seems to loathe the man’s work. I’ve enjoyed it, so I really don’t know what the fuss is about.

I came really close to hurling my computer screen across the room because, in my haste to see if Property Brothers was on this list, I actually didn't see it. And then I saw it and all is right with the world.

You are absolutely out of your mind WRONG about s'mores. Granted, eating a marshmallow is basically like eating dry-wall (if we're talking nutrition), but anyone who doesn't enjoy that gooey goodness – especially while shit drunk on a camping trip – is missing something essential about being a human. I think you might…