Man, that’s a good way to get yourself Siouxed.

Tom, being not impressed.

Oklahoma was literally founded on the idea that you should be able to just take things away from Native Americans if you want it bad enough so I am not surprised.

Few classes of people in this world are as batshittedly convinced of their own influence and importance than college newspapers nerds and jesus fuck I miss that world so goddamn much I’m 32 and my DEEP AND IMPORTANT COLLEGE NEWSPAPER EXPERIENCE made me a legal editor in a hidden kingdom of batshit crazy conservative…

Trainer: What’s your name?

Elaborate on what “evils” you think were exposed by these hacks.

I take away points for being insensitive about Native American culture, but it’s kind of refreshing to see piss enthusiasts being represented for once.

Fun fact about the Deadspin staff: It is a colonial organism made up of many super super small things called morons.

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I saw my friend Conrad Nomikos fight such a beast on the shores of Thessaly. Even with the help of his great hound Bortan it took days.