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Its AWESOME, that is what it is

Evil Keanu has to be seen to be believed, a raging pre MAGA asshole that abuses women.  I'd love to know why he went with that after Matrix.

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I will always cherish that Funny or Die skit with Bill Hader saying you ever seen Crime Wave? It premiered on an airplane and people still walked out. A little harsh but amusing all the same.

I’ve always been a Western fan, and The Quick and the Dead was my gateway drug to Sam Raimi. I was lucky enough to catch the movie in the theater during its relatively brief run, but it doesn’t seem to have found its audience until it started showing up on TV. I thought at the time I was just seeing a quirky homage to

I’d love to read an oral history of TQATD - from the snippets I’ve read here and there on the internet, it sounds like the boys-club studio execs thought they could placate Sharon Stone with a “producer” title in-name-only and then she would shut up and let the men make the decisions, only to find that she was

I detest fast food but the Popeye’s Chicken Sandwich is the exception that proves the rule. It would be a great sandwich at the nicest little local shop you could find.

I expect a lot of people were really put off by it. It’s incredible but man is it rough on everyone involved.

I had no idea Raimi directed that Kevin Costner baseball movie that isn’t Bull Durham or Field of Dreams.

for a long time after i saw simple plan in the theatres i thought it was a coen bros movie. i wonder how much theyre an influence here considering their working relationship.

Good to see A Simple Plan rated so high, it always seems to be overlooked when talking about Raimi’s films.

The Quick and The Dead was a long time cable TV favorite of me and my dad.

Man, I love The Quick and the Dead and Drag Me to Hell. Also thank you for placing the correct Evil Dead at #1.

Would it be rude to insist you update all of your chicken sandwich reviews with early Simpsons metaphors? Or at least going forward?

Hmm, could this be bait?

I’m looking forward to trying it. I really enjoy the normal Popeyes chicken sandwich (spicy, no pickles, extra sauce) and it might be my favorite single fast food item.

Funny story re: cockroaches... an old co-worker thought it would be funny to spray a roach with hairspray and light it on fire. Unfortunately, the roach ran away (while flaming) under something. Three days later he had a fire in his place. After 911 and the fire dept left, the fire marshall looked around. Turns out it

Unless you have cats... who will see the centipedes in the middle of the night and go crazy running up the walls and knocking stuff over trying to get them. I speak from experience.

This is horrifying. 

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