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The reminder that Cyndi Lauper exists was one of the high points of my day today 

And that word is an f-bomb 

Don’t send the Confederates reinforcements! 

It might be more like mentioning the Spanish American War withouth discussing imperialism 

Even with all this nonsense, I consider her the greatest living Louisianian

I loved how on Never Have I Ever cousin Kamala acclimates to life in the US partly by binging Riverdale 

The mystery on Deadloch was very creepy and intense, but the characters were really goofy and funny, but still real. A very tricky thing they managed to pull off pretty much perfectly 

They had graduated, there was a time jump & they were post-college, (Betty was an FBI agent), then there was a reverse time jump and now they went back in time to the 1950s and in high school again.

It seems a bit judgemental to call Bigfoot worshippers a “cult.” Maybe they are just very dedicated viewers of Animal Planet

Cheryl would probably have a stronger case to be Miss Teen Riverdale if she A) wasn’t in her 20s and B) hadn’t gone out of her way to antagonize everyone in town for the last 7 years. But you know what, screw it, she’s got my vote

Deadloch was incredible, a comedy mystery that nailed both elements, very rare and hard to do

I had a rough night, and I hate the fucking Eagles 

Playing Grandma’s friend “Shu Shu” was the first thing I had seen Stephanie Hsu in & she was a revelation 

Brett Ratner can kiss her blue ass! 

There was a sportsbar I used to go to in a college town and you could pretty much tell that every waitress who worked there had been hired by a same guy who was looking for the same physical attributes. It just is really weird to think of working in a place where being objectified is such an essential component of it

It’s kind of hard to compare movies and TV shows. Is Severance better than Everything Everywhere All at Once? ... Maybe?

I mean far be it from me to tell Tarantino how to cast his movies, but I think people might be more likely to go see a movie starring Zendaya and Maya Hawke. But what do I know

I hate to tell the Stranger Things guys this, but I am probably not going to watch a play just to get hints for the final season. Maybe you could do a trailer or something? Just a thought, I’m not the creative genius here 

I agree, though I thought the idea floating around for Kill Bill 3 starring Zendaya as Vernita Green’s daughter looking for revenge on Maya Hawke would have been cool.