In all seriousness I hope they cast Catherine O’Hara and Delia tries to make amends to Lydia for not being the greatest stepmom ... 

Dracula’s Daughter, isn’t that Selena Gomez?

So that Doctor Who clip I guess will not dispel the theory that Neil Patrick Harris is playing the Celestial Toymaker

This actually is Stephen King’s scariest book to me, and one of his best. Worthy of a special edition for sure

 Oh yeah I’m sure these guys are quaking in their boots that people will find out they hooked up with young, smoking hot Britney. How will their reputations ever recover, woe and alas 

I do not think “unintentionally” is the correct word to describe the shooter’s intentions 

Those poor girls have been through so much. They are from Derry. Surely that is punishment enough

That shit is coveted as fuck

I do not have a great feeling about Coach Scott lasting much longer on Yellowjackets unfortunately 

I assume the late Tom Sizemore,  traveling through time due to his dedication to his craft

Give the writers a waffle party! 

That filmed deposition is incredible. That is exactly why his lawyers would never ever want him to testify, probably about anything, but certainly about this 

https://www.theonion.com/women-now-empowered-by-everything-a-woman-does-1819566746

Weirdly I feel like Matt Healy (if that is his real name) and Taylor Swift can both do better than the other. Though in his case because he would probably be happier with a groupie 

I feel like I am in Bizarro World where Matt Gaetz in this conversation is consistently making sense 

I love Van. Her immediately being pissed off at the suggestion that Miss Congeniality might not be great was a fantastic touch & nice reminder what a great addition Lauren Ambrose as Van is to the mix this season 

It would be funny if somewhat like Nigel from Spinal Tap, she is confusing the concepts of “sexy” and “sexist”

She was terrific on The Good Place. Hopefully she finds another role that suits her as well, sexy or not 

With Rupert dressing like Emperor Palpatine this season, I expect (spoiler alert) Nate will force choke him and drop him down a ventilation shaft in the series finale, before succumbing to his injuries and becoming a force ghost and giving Ted a thumbs up 

I kid Kristen’s daughters. One of my favorite things about the show is how they have all gradually become distinct and interesting and sympathetic characters. But those scenes where they are all shouting at the same time are a lot