smittythecat
SmittyTheCat
smittythecat

It’s the same reaction you get when you mention Uber to a taxi driver 🤔

+1 Threaux up.

He’s tried to make me geaux to rehab
I won’t geaux, geaux, geaux.

Bile U Bengals

Fine, I’ll say what everyone’s thinking: Is there a Mister Koritala?

Never said that. You won’t find a quote. There is no quote.

I think he’s more of a Berlusconi than a Hitler. Berlusconi with Erdoğan as his running mate.

Maybe you should be sitting down when I tell you this...he lied.

Also Lucius Malfoy turned up in the Trump camp at the end.

“I say, I say, son, I was nowhere near that Publix, and I have nevuh heard of this Tim Williams, suh!”

I heard he was also holding a chicken for Brandon Weeden.

The greatest trick Brandon Chicken ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist.

Malone would have caught a lot more shit for that if it wasn't released at the same time as Stockton's poster, which was just a picture of him sitting in a diner eating a bagel with the following caption: