arghhhhh pic was mislabeled and I did not realize the different bumper argh 15 year old me would kill 27 year old me right now

So, what do you do now? Sit in a limo? Ride in the back?

If you snitch, we will pay you back by ... removing the wheels from your car and giving it a brake job ... key challenge is that it might take a while for the parts to come in because you’re driving a crappy 300M ... but we’ll get the job done eventually. And sorry but we don’t have any jacks. Anyway, stop your…

Well the one from Richard Fromage is obviously a fake, because if there was a person alive who actually had that name, he would be my friend, and currently he is not. So you’re down to 1,041,190.

You Shitti Farty Dirty Nasty Jude Bitch!

He didn’t attend his grandfather’s funeral—the same grandfather he once called before every game.

#mandatory

Pretty wild that Stormfront can’t find a single fucking grammar nazi.

Finally! All the pieces fit!

4-5 Rams you say?

Must...Get your ass to mars

If not for his daughter, you could be right.

that snake probably wouldnt be so hungry if it could fuckin see

Nice to see Huma has finally sworn off Weiner for good.

Execution seems like an overreaction. I prefer a policy that just lox ‘em up.

If were going all out on stupid team names, I humbly submit the new team name and logo for The Jacksonville Micro Penis.

NO BLUE-BALLERS I KNOW WHAT I HAVE

What the fuck are you bitching about? This is amazing and a very fitting mascot for a double A ball club located in the great state of Florida.

“Oh, but HE can make comments like that?”