Ashton may be a douche, but where else can you go to an exhibition game for a poor basketball team playing a DIII school and sit 20 feet from Demi Moore, the current Masters Champion and an Olympic hero? Happened to me when I was still in school. Since, Ashton has upgraded to Mila, Zach Johnson has added a British…

Deadspin hasn’t done a single thing of note in nearly two years and now we get articles about shit coffee every guy in America already knows about because his girlfriend made him watch The Bucket List 8 years ago. Are you guys even trying anymore?

Lost me when you said Sandra Bland was ‘killed.’ All the evidence in the world including video showing no one entering or leaving her cell and you’re still riding the horse? Either there’s a intellectual disconnect or you’re saying invisible racist police officers are murdering people. Either way, neither are kosher.

He robbed an extra base hit. Clearly was short.

In the same way rape is still technically getting laid.

Thanks for ruining my dinner with all that word salad.

What else was he going to do with his night? Get laid?

That’s playoff baseball. Sorry contact hurts so many soft sensibilities

In a fair and just world Drew would harbor the same level of butthurt for the Pats so he could have almost an entire year of watching teams he despises wreck shit.

That’s the lowest hanging fruit and you know it, Samer.

It’s comforting that I’m not the only to shit themselves at work.

I will literally shut my damn day down to watch Die Hard if I catch it on tv. And that’s with a full dish lineup of channels and Netflix. And owning the blu ray. Latvians got good taste.

Stupid Rovell... All he had to say was that Maria was much, much more attractive to explain the discrepancy.