smittyiii
I plead the fif
smittyiii

You, sir or madam, know how to text.

Worst of all? This was the text:

Please cite the positives. I’ll wait.

What’s positive about anything Carson or Trump have done or said?

Like Natasha Lyonne’s dark years. Or maybe Bai Ling.

I mean I absorb a lot of this for work. But it’s also no secret that the entire Klan has jacked their aesthetics mostly from women of color. Kim from JLo/Popular Atlanta strippers/Blac Chyna specifically. Kylie from Blac Chyna and Heather Sanders and Khloe is sort of a mix of both.

She and Kim were besties (friends who shop together and photoshop together and all that) but with Tyga being her ex and Kylie’s current...

do you need wine or xanax or both now?

Bingo. Have you listened to/read some the things he said? He totally slut shamed his former “goddesses.”

No one should shame or stigmatize Charlie Sheen for being HIV positive. They should shame and stigmatize him for being a woman beater (and shooter) and a piece of garbage.

How messed up were those store owners? “Oh, he does those things to all the girls. No biggie.”

Lil baby Justin Bieber got carried into a club like a lil baby.

Oh jeez don't you just LOOOOVE people who won't let old comments go and keep commenting on them? I have some guy who wont leave me alone because I said Gwen stefani has a woman's body because she is a woman. He also told me he's surprised my dog hasn't ran out in traffic to get away from me SO I GET YOU. I have been

Maybe it’s just me, but I felt like I wouldn’t have gotten half as many if it hadn’t been Ina, but Bourdain or Fieri instead. Because no woman could ever be qualified for that kind of a job.

Being a sister molesting, woman assaulting, lying, hypocritical, asshole, bigot, fame whore ages a person.

Evil ages poorly.

Jezebel comments are different. ;-)

“Also, please remember that transgendered women are the *real* rapists who want nothing more than attack your daughters in bathrooms. Please vote to disenfranchise them every chance you get. We’re only doing the Lord’s work.”

He was just performing an exorcism....with his penis.

sometimes i’ll open up twitter on my phone and just stare at the message