I’m coming home from work one night, standing on the platform waiting for the Q train when I hear an unusual announcement: “POLICE. POLICE. Please meet the next arriving train on the uptown platform.” About thirty seconds later the train rumbles into the station, and I can’t help but notice that one of the middle cars…

“Jesus, Lord Jesus” is my favorite part of that story. I can just imagine one of uncles saying exactly that with a look of bewilderment and pity on his face.

Say something, risk getting shit thrown at you. Better off be silent and rush for the door at the next stop...

My time to shine!

This is a heard story, not a saw, so please don’t kill me. It is the most disgusting thing that I’ve ever encountered on transit, though. I was on the #6 Bus in Chicago, travelling south to my work-study job at a youth center on 76th Street. The bus turns left at 67th street, and it was then that a man got on.

I think I saw the full shoot on SuicideGirls.

I moved to NYC in the winter of 2006, and started a new job in January 2007. On what I believe was my fourth day commuting from the L to the 4/5/6 to Grand Central, an express 4/5 pulled up to Union Square on a typically crowded morning rush hour. Every car was packed, yet the one that pulled up in front of me only…

So I’m taking the BART from Oakland to SF, it’s around midnight. This was a couple of years ago, when trains still had fabric seats. Four drunk 21 year olds get on and one sits right next to me, the others in the surrounding seats. They’re being obnoxious, so I stare at my phone to avoid interacting. The girls(it’s…

San Antonio: VIA Bus(local bus company name) from Alamodome Christmas 2005(?) New Orleans Saints v Detroit(?). When Saints were temporary the San Antonio Saints because Tom Benson is a resident. You park off site and VIA takes you to the Dome.

Full bus after game, girl sitting on top of guy at almost back of bus.…

“New flavors” like when they spit in your white wine???

I support this. I don’t want my husband’s crap near my things.

Childhood intelligence is just phenomenal.

Yep. I was a preschool teacher and worked with a little girl whose family was from Burma. When she came here and started preschool she only spoke the language of her displaced ethnic group. Through living around other Burmese of different ethnicities (and Americans), and going to preschool she spoke three languages by…

Definitely. Her instagram’s a mix of English, Portuguese, French...I never understand why people think models are dumb, most are fluent in at least two languages, likely more.

there are a lot of places I can order from I can’t possibly go to all of them also usually I’m high and I don’t care.

“Cartoons of smoke” made me giggle.

see what you did there, i did. hee hee hee.

Ehh. 24 is plenty old enough to know not to have an affair. Billy Crudup is the bigger asshole but she’s an asshole too. Especially given what she’s said recently.

The Kate Hudson dance is the worst thing I’ve ever seen and yet I can’t stop watching it.