I disagree. Losing Meredith Viera was the problem.

“Because I love my children and I want to be home on Sundays and Saturdays like most people doesn’t mean I’m for taking money from hardworking taxpayers to create a brand new entitlement program.”

The same thing happened with my sister. He won’t let her out of his sight and he sits by the front door for hours.

how are you a newbie who isn’t in the grays ?? I'm so depressed over here

I can’t wait until I’m old enough to be called a “curmudgeon”. I’m tired of being called a bitch.

Less than she would have if I was the one pushing?

I am so much better than I was, but in college I “lost” a kitten for a couple of days, under my bed. And she didn’t starve.

I have a twelve year old boy, and I can assure you that he knows he has one.

And smoking can kill you. Nobody knows that either. In other news, water is wet.

Same here.

I guarantee that at least a few are upset that when they put it on, they look nothing like Kate (or so a friend told me)

stealing this picture.

I raise you one Sheryl Crow for her screechy, unintelligible Tomorrow Never Dies.

we don’t want her

Very interesting. Kinda curious to see this in action....

The closest I’ve gotten to engagement rings lately was when my students all started waving their middle fingers at me asking if that’s where the ring went. It felt like a pretty good summation of that part of my life right now.

Oh man, there’s a huge difference between watching a movie on Moby Dick and reading the book. Doesn’t sound like much of a solution to me.

I fucking love your dad. Can he be mine?

Ugh I hated my bug project. I caught the minimum amount needed to pass and added extra credit scientific identification and pretty paper. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

“We are proud firearms owners, but I never felt the need for a concealed-carry permit until now,” Stanley said.