Absolute vodka my sweet friend.

I just showed it to my husband and he said WTF is that??????? Oh hell no!

Especially in California.

I too have told a child to be nice to there mommy, no need to yell and that poor woman said thank you. Sometimes moms are overwhelmed and being nice or emphatic is helpful. Distracting a kid helps, I only did it because the mother apologized for the kid screaming and throwing things.

I’m a fan of “The Look”, very effective.

I’m going to go on a Pandora bender this weekend. RIP Scott!

Lol If I am too nice he starts watching Snapped, Wives with knives, all the killer wife shows on the ID channel. My favorite sentence is Fuck you Todd, and I deliver it with a smile.

Why does he think he is anything but a short, greasy, nutcase? Who is he to talk about who she slept with? She had sex with him. Is there some kind of man shortage in Florida? Where does he find women to talk to him let alone have sex with him? Why Why Why?

I always liked my small boobs, when I nursed I was so unhappy!!

Agggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh If I saw that stand up and run you may as well prepare for my death.

What I can’t figure out is why someone would try to flush those huge hospital pads that they give you in the hospital and the ones they give you after a baby. Those things are like a shoe.

Very naturally pretty girl, without all that fake hair and contacts.

People just want to stereotype her as a rich kid that did nothing to deserve what she has achieved. That’s why I can admit I was wrong. People want to hate her because she really has real talent, but she was always so nice when I had to work with her. It wasn’t just me she was nice to so many people. If you work…

Gorgeous, but I don’t know if they could move it? They did have a regular fridge around the corner so they could. She designed it so she could install one in her new home.

I know right. My husband and I are going on seventeen years and we talk shit about each other all the time. That’s love man.

The real fridge was around the corner.

They already sold the house, supposedly fridge included.

All that college prep. dontcha know.

Refresh I have told too much, I have told too much! Call me

God the stars that like hookers, male and female. You understand why so many of them are broke after they have long standing shows. I’m sure that Charlie Sheen isn’t the only one being blackmailed. Don Johnson, he’s a great actor and a generous guy.