The hat is made of tinfoil, which explains a lot.

Watching Schneider free-associate his way through non sequiturs like that, I just kept hearing "Sting!...Der Schtinglehoffer... makinnnn copies..."

Good morning. Better than a televised yule log is watching this yule Zamboni, just resurfacing the ice forever.

Three years without a test? What do they think those swabs are, FSU football players?

Pfff. ESE is sooo done. Nowadays we mostly say "ey wey!"

there's a dick joke in here somewhere....

America's Prince is not impressed by your "royalty," UK.

Judge: What do you have to say for yourself, sir?

Definitely the heartland of America. Lots of great cities, but always great terrain if outdoor activities is your thing.

Call me Houston.

Some things you don't fuck with. AC/DC is one of those things. Do something simple and do it well. Rinse and repeat.

"I'm sick to death of people saying we've made 11 albums that sounds exactly the same,In fact, we've made 12 albums that sound exactly the same."

#1B: Biergarten

Jakes bar in west chester pa. Home of the 50 cent draft all day everyday

I would prefer to travel by train everywhere and the bar car is part of the reason.

She'll be okay. It's all downhill from here.

I don't think any of the women in that photo above are in danger of diabetes due to weight. There's a massive range between "morbidly obese" and "ever appearing in fashion magazines".

In other words, I don't think these editorial choices have anything whatsoever to do with health.