Not a hard throw.. she probably didn't even Fillet.

Looks like that fish was thrown with some force, I'm surprised it didn't Snapper head right off!

"She was getting too chummy."

The NFL should consider an Under-21 Developmental League for players coming out of High School.

Perfect! Just what I need for my Matisyahu cover band.

That Superman costume sucks a dick. Those cheapskates even make you buy your own wheelchair.

It's still interesting to me that UNC-Chapel Hill has not taken any kind of meaningful fire from the African-American Studies academic community at large, for making a conspicuous public mockery of that discipline, and for the ugly system of racially segregated academic fraud propping up North Carolina's lucrative…

Yeah, I had a genuine out-loud laugh at that one; wanted to leave it as a treat for people who go over there to read the whole thing.

I refuse to be ensnared by anything less than a meatloaf*. I won't even shack up for some lemon chicken bullshit.

You contradict yourself in the second paragraph...

+1, though we try to stay away from Rice too.

The first rule of the paleo diet is telling everyone about the paleo diet.

I liked the Paleo Diet so much, I decided to try Paleo Couples Therapy.

If you're a cop, you donut want to do something like this. You'll be hearing about it for your hole life.

Hey, Derek Jeter's a really humble and nice guy. He informed his security guards to only punch me in the stomach and not the face when I asked for an autograph a few seasons ago. Great man. He'll be missed.

The doctor's report to the police documented lacerations on the child's scrotum as well as legs, buttocks, hands and arms. The latter two likely being defensive wounds.

I am not a perfect husband, I am not a perfect parent...but I am a master of understatement.

The ad that appeared at the top of the page when this article showed up was for "How to Get Away with Murder". Well played, Deadspin. Well played, indeed.