Croatian proxies don't work, they gaze.

I'm now considering the possibility that Sterling is actually dead and this is Andy Kaufman in disguise.

Speller No. 43, Mary Horton: Heard a "Who" before most newborns could even discern the sounds of human speech. Gifted with innate phonetic expertise.

Tajaun's shocking early exit when he drops an "O" into "Man."

I'll go with the Indian kid.

WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO US MAN??? To quote Nancy Kerrigan, 'WWWHHHHYYYYYYYYYYY?????'

Girl Scouts selling cookies. At least that's what the judge told me.

Great list. I'd like to add the "completely painted in gold/silver mime therefore entitled to money" guy.

I live in Houston, I cant be crossing the street for every motherfucker with a face tattoo.

"then, fuck em."

Also: Conventioneers or large groups of tourists following a person with a little flag.

Dante Stallworth's car, but good luck.

Anyone with a clipboard is number one with a bullet.

People selling their rap CDs. "I am a cross between Macklemore and Jay-Z." Ok, well I am a cross between believing you are full of shit and not willing to part with $10.00.

I'd really like to yell at her for bringing black people to basketball games, if you know what I mean.

This casts Bango the Buck in a whole new light...

a distinction not made by Google's algorithms

10/10. Would buck.

Sorry to disappoint you fellas, but having grown up around the Bucks, Mallory has developed an absolute hatred for scoring.

I think most men would like to see the two of them have sex with each other.