Hah! That is an admirably obscure reference.

And here I was, afraid to pull my dick out in public because of some imaginary taboo. God I'm such an idiot

I want to make a drive-thru cheese shop called "Whey to Go!"

I tried to start a female-friendly artisinal hotdog cart called MEATwHOLE.

I'm terrible at business ...

Anti-vaccination groups argue that vaccinations can lead to mental retardation, which in turn, can lead to great difficulty in spelling the name "Jackson".

With all the support from scientific research and potential for long-term effects appearing in young children; I, for one, sympathize and stand behind the anti-Jaxxer movement.

I heard that, in Vietnam, they don't have Vietnamese restaurants. They just have restaurants.

When I was in 4th grade, I became a kickball legend. I was playing 2nd base, with runners on 1st and 2nd base, with no outs. Anyway, up comes the opposing team captain and he kicks a screaming line drive right to me (out #1). I catch the ball chest high, center mass. I pivot slightly to my right and notice the the…

Vote crack. Crack use has a positive correlation with mayorship of major metropolitan areas. Crack gets you ahead in life; weed leaves you on the couch.

Because it's the first thing most people thought of while reading this story.

Oddly enough, the wild dogs are there to protect people from Nic Cage

Pushed to the venue by volunteers? Florence and The Machine have fallen on hard times, it seems.

They had to push the trolley because they couldn't get it out of neutral.

I buy local honey to make my own mead.

I thought she was very articulate.

I like Malort. I like it a lot. I think my taste buds may have actually stopped working sometime in the past and I just didn't notice.

I've done shots of gin before, but only because I was convinced a tiny part of me was Winston Smith, and that I was living in a world of endless hell.

If any of your friends buys one of those Jager "taps", you must grab it with both hands and Ro Sham Bo them in the nuts with it AS HARD AS YOU CAN, and then do a shot of a quality Tequila.

The closer we get to Sochi, the more my mind turns to the superb documentary (and excellent) book One Day in September, which chronicles the murder of 11 Israeli athletes at the '72 Munich Games (search it out on YouTube if you haven't seen it).