Back under the bridge troll and make it snappy

Way to go! If they weren’t interested before, they sure are now.

Huh, didn’t know they offered the SS trim on the 81 Vette.

So, what you’re saying is that the massive changes over the past ten years or so - i.e., the big ones - and most especially over the past year are due to urban growth. Over a year. And a sudden plot rose up to relocate sensors to especially hot areas... in the past year.

Because Seven ate Nine.

so that they won’t have four?

God dammit. Every time I click on an interesting-sounding link to read about and it’s just an embedded Youtube video, I look up and it’s Casey fucking Chan. I need to start checking the author before I click any Gawker Media links.

A comma would help a lot with that title. I kept reading it as “Damn the future” will be greater than expected. Whatever that means.

NYE 1999 belonged to him.

Came here for this. Leaving satisfied.

You’ve got a nice, crisp Tubman coming your way some day.

WOW. I maybe give up.

Good thing it was only a Cessna doing 50-60 mph.

These numbers (numpers?) are meaningless without calculating them as a portion of their market share. Lamborghini would sail to the top of the list, Chevrolet + Toyota would plummet, and Mazda would be...notably higher. Damn.

I’m just impressed someone had the sense to film this in landscape mode.

OUTCOME THREE: Write a letter to a well- semi- sometimes-respected blogger. Outline your concerns. Elicit sympathy. Get him to paint your tragic picture with his word-brush. Let him share it with his focused audience. Step one is complete.

“Instead, it turned into a corroding rust bucket in the desert.”

After a calling the guy he sent some more pictures.

I’m at work with no speakers, I’d like a fucking list.

I feel so bad for this guy but I can't stop laughing.