Crack Pipe, but let me explain:

Who are the “fucking idiot(s)” on the road?

I don’t get what is the lure of the dragon to Harley riders? Just the name? Or the chance to get into a head-on collision with semi trailers?

So that was you in the Miata?

You’re literally an idiot. Please don’t reproduce.

With the amount of traffic is the dragon really worth it anymore? Honestly? Wouldn’t a road with far less traffic be better at this point despite not as challenging or pretty?

To bad that can’t be bottled.

I don’t know the meaning of that, but I like it! +1 posse

This is fantastic, if MLB wants more people to watch baseball, this is the key. Also robot umpires.

*COUGH* DAILY PORSCHE ADS *COUGH. Everybody’s pretty much all the way up somebody’s ass, it seems. It’s okay. Somebody’s gotta paid, or nobody gets read. Still, that Richard Rawlings is absolutely intolerable.

i’m just an avocado assault monitor.

You ever been to a bodega? You mind your own business regarding the hundred arguments a night there or else you might catch an avocado in the kisser.

I guess it depends on market, because down here in Florida, 1-series prices are a lot lower than 2-series.

Bo knows hockey?

Yeah? Is he? Well, I just got my Platinum trophy for 100% completion of The Elder Scrolls last night! Let’s see Mr. All Star Best Ever do that! Ha! Takes a special kind of dedication to pull that one off, lemme tell ya! The kind where you’re basically willing to tell life in general to get lost....

Torque/L is a completely, painfully, undeniably meaningless figure

Boo.

Oh yeah? In American, our newspaper writers used to be literate.

thank goodness baseball is so predictable. I”m booking my flight to LA and hotel room immediately.

And there it is, the most unoriginal comment about a Dodgers pitcher. Glad we got that out of the way