You probably get “Transmission” and “Transaxle” confused or use them interchangeably too, but we forgive you.

Everyone (every adult, anyway) was a teen at some point. Most of us managed not to murder someone for no good reason. These two have moved way beyond “incredibly misguided.”

We are up to 6? Damn. I’m still having trouble dealing with all the bullshit from the first Jesus.

Every porsche since 1960 has been the same car

The humiliation will be complete when Freese has to train Kang to do his job before they waive him.

You sound like my grandad talking about his time in Korea.

50 penalties? Why the fuck didn’t the call the game earlier. I blame the officials more than the kids.

What do you mean? They have told me about the 5 best wing joints in various cities on multiple occasions. This is important!

In honor of Hamilton Nolan’s incredibly niche focus on blogger unionization, Deadspin is pleased to announce the following new sub-blogs:

I totally get the minutia of the salary cap, bonuses, payment schedules et al., and understand the $9M in question has already cleared the bank.

It’s amazing how stable management has allowed Eli fucking Manning to win 2 Super Bowls while allegedly superior talent in Dallas and Washington have been held back by insane meddling owners.

Your new 2017 F1 recovery vehicle:

When I was in Junior High, ex-Raider Max Montoya (he was our principal’s cousin) and some Raiderettes came to school for an assembly. Those chicks came in full uniform and no one said shit. Plus, my school was in the barrio, so anything Raiders related was treated like a visit from the Pope.

“Designed for gamers by gamers.”

One Adderall and you can do it all.

Trying to decipher the headline makes me feel like I’m the one having the stroke.

Volkswagen insults themselves while rejecting merger overtures from FCA.

Oh, no. Now the Padres won’t be very good.