Thank you for this beautiful opportunity to snark about the one group in America that everyone hates; the fucking marathon runners who can’t shut up about their training.

For the life of me I’ll never understand why the democrats cleared the decks to anoint a candidate who had already failed miserably in 2008 and who revealed herself to be isolated and utterly out of touch with the electorate.

I learned that you are clearly a misogynistic misogynist if you think anything other than misogyny caused this misogynistic mess. Don’t criticize Hillary’s perfect campaign, misogynist! Misogyny.

Weren’t you too busy to vote yesterday?

This we can agree on. A lot of my liberal friends and family stated the same thing. Liberals were very arrogant and thought that there was no way hell that Trump would win. Some were even defiantly stating that Hillary had this election in the bag.

Totally agree. I think Liberals need to take a long look in the mirror and think about one thing, arrogance. They have been so cocky and arrogant about this election cycle or the last two or three. It jumped up and bit them in the ass in a huge way last night.

“It can be hard to put your finger on exactly what you fear most about the rise of Donald Trump: the racism? The sexism? The xenophobia? The profoundly dangerous lack of judgment?”

No offense, but this is precisely the attitude that drove the dissenters to the polls.

Yep. This election is an indictment of Hillary’s complete and total lack of trustworthiness and likability.

No, he’s Trump without the racism, misogyny, and anti-Semitism but with 8 more years of political experience.

His gaffes were in foreign affairs, something that libertarians, by definition, are not concerned about. We have much bigger issues in our country than Aleppo and admiring foreign leaders.

How does this dumb shit have so many stars? If 100% of Hillary’s voters picked Johnson he’d be winning too. It’s not our fault you’re all a bunch of God damn sheep that will vote for a corrupt, lying, heartless woman or a misogynistic reality television star without an ounce of political experience just because…

Why are you so mad at Johnson voters and not the party that failed to produce a candidate who could beat someone like Trump?

LOL. If it weren’t Gary Johnson, Trump would already be president elect. The vast majority of 3rd party voters are disaffected republicans.

Don’t get mad because the democrats did everything possible to foist a fatally flawed candidate on us.

This kind of campaign worked for Gore and Kerry, why the hell not?

I hear there are a lot of consultants with very nice houses.

Hillary’s bank account.

Let’s not forget: Fuck Hillary Clinton for being such a terrible candidate and odious personality with the worst political instincts since Walter Mondale, making Trump a viable choice for millions of people.

Hillary blew a 3-1 lead.