Bloggers, in cars, making complaints

I feel like “HamNo and Torch Insult New Cars” could be a regular feature.

After wishing he could take his frustrations out to the parking lot, Gomes likened baseball service time to ranks in the military, saying—and this highlights a real misunderstanding of how the military works—”the more you move up the ranks, the less the unwritten rules apply to you.”

Ibuprofen, a couple cortisone shots, & a bump of cocaine.

Strong take here

I’ve already said it, but will say it again. Cheetahs or Rhinos are the only choices.

Him and Leno should tag in for Chris Evans now.

That's why they were inducted into the hall of fame!

Yes, that’s good Deadspin. Let the hate flow through you.

Can't you guys just send daily dick pics to Leitch and leave the rest of us out of it?

Las Vegas Legitimate Businessmen

The Cheetahs or the Rhinos. Please.

Voting for the Cardinals here is stupid. The Cardinals—as a franchise—are perfectly okay, no better and no worse than a half-dozen other very successful teams (are you comfortable saying the Cardinals are really meaningfully worse than the Patriots?). The Cardinals’ fanbase, that sucks, but the team itself is fine and…

I’m also very happy to announce that with this, Maggie is going to be one of Jalopnik’s regular columnists. She spends most of her time writing novels but expect to see a lot more of her writing here soon!

I don’t think his point is that he only likes cars with no negative stereotype whatsoever. It’s that in general, a significant part of one’s preference in cars is influenced by how the car adds to one’s identity, which is a function of the views and connotations that other people hold towards the car and its brand.

White privilege

-Colin Kaepernick

You downplay your excellence at snark, my friend, pure excellence, and if that’s not due to your polisci major, then you are just a savant, an idiot savant perhaps, but a savant.

Majors are only bullshit if you pick a bullshit major. You know, like “ancient history”.

Actually, the other ones are usually BA.