I’m sure there are guys who came out of Annapolis or west point on a roster somewhere but yeah, the equivalency of pro sports to military service is ludicrous.

That seems shoehorned in. How are the cardinals and pirates relevant to this idiot’s barbarism?

Darlings?

COTY.

This site and Jalopnik got me through two shitty jobs, even as a Cardinals fan who hates brown manual wagons.

Where are all the stars for this?

You may overtake us but you’ll still be miles behind Boston.

Squatting is way healthier for you and easier to shit, anatomically.Just don’t psyche yourself out, or shit on your pants cuffs. Enjoy!

What article? The one about the cats in hilarious places, right?

Yeah I did the same thing. No complaints.

Or, just don't watch Girls.

What about a Chevy ColoRAYdo?

+1 Kotaku joke.

Do a kit car that's on the daily driver side of the spectrum possibly?

Because this is the Ref’s part-time job?

Yeah same boat. Not really a football fan at all, but for all the shit that baseball gets about the subjective strike zone, at least both pitcher and batter can adapt to that. You can’t adapt to arbitrary calls after they’ve been made and changed the course of a game.

I feel like he religiously huffs ether during every timeout.

You mean when the GB receiver tackled the Detroit db?

Such a soft call. When is baseball back again? I’d rather watch strikes get called six inches off the plate than shit like this and debates over what a catch is.