smithvmi
smithvmi
smithvmi

Did you get into writing after stripping, cause...I'd read the labels on toilet paper if you wrote them.

+ 1 ascended shard.

As God as my witness!

Damocles looks badass.

Reasons I come to Gawker Network:

pretzel sticks, you fucking Philistine.

Nothing brings me more joy than seeing Zed send teemo screaming back to hell.

Smites game modes are way more fun.

Teemo should be nerfed out of the game completely

this is most definitely not awesome.

I thought the home team supplies balls for both teams before the game, at which time the refs check them?

1987...still in the womb? Is that part of the exaggeration?

I'm sure. Mile Per Gallons calculations are soon to follow.

Nah. Imma whip me up a crop of...dental floss.

I have a PDK , WHAT AM I O GOD SO CONFUSED.

not only that but the gods themselves aren't as balanced. I think the absence of an all or nothing last hit system is why once you are down on kills it's gg.

Blackwall was the only party member I had in my party 100% of the time. I grew to like his arc, and the fact that he was unkillable.