You should tell them what city you do live in so they can be sure to only cover the sliver of pop culture happening in your city.

Hey, be fair. I got you a callback on that Cronenberg movie. It’s just that by complete coincidence he decided to move away from body horror after that.

The same for me, except instead of your reason it’s because I’m desperately unattractive. I asked my agent one time why he never sent head shots and he handed me a mirror.

TUS is good, but I like Key & Peele’s parody better.

It’s like the big count-down to Mary Kate and Ashley’s 18th birthday

Se7en is great, just like most other Fincher films. Not many movies have created such a distinctive and expressive tone. And even though Spacey is a criminal and a creep, he’s a terrific actor. Other than Hannibal Lecter and maaaaybe Patrick Bateman, I can’t think of a better onscreen serial killer.

True, that film almost elevates him above everyone elses. It’s just that he’s still the worst of the Baldwins.

“Why are you repeating what I say?”

Not anymore. He put the brains and the brawn together. The best of both worlds. He’s Mark ‘have some tacos’ Ruffalo.

When Scarlett Johansson says you’re not sensitive enough about racial issues, it’s time to take a good hard look at yourself. It’s like that guy who got taken to rehab by Charlie Sheen.

Hogan’s short film from a few years back will be his only lasting legacy.

Or “Way ahead of you.”

I mean there’s no real indication whatsoever that Marvel is looking to recast Drax or portray a younger Drax.

The episode “Nosedive” from the series Black Mirror turns the necessity of social media approval ratings into a straight-up horror show.

lol good luck with that. From the chef’s I’ve met that worked there they claimed most of the food was prepared their fresh. I can’t imagine they are making things like egg rolls.

Your turn, Cheesecake Factory. 

Good news: They’re not getting rid of anything good.

Interviewer: What do you know about navigating tight canals?

Norm has grown on me over the years— he is naturally witty and his “voice” is uniquely his own. I have seen Mulaney and I have to disagree, he gets a kick out of even mundane experiences—he makes me laugh, plus he is one of those who is completely relaxed in front of a crowd, downright unshakable and performs in a…