I like that story. On the other hand, I hold it over my brother that while he is 6'2", I’m 6'2 1/2". He’s older, has a superiority complex, and pretty much thinks that all my life choices have been shit. What do I have? Height.

Are we sure this isn’t just a high profile porn flick? I mean, “Slater King” is straight out of a Zalman King soft-core porn movie.

Any time I see the word “influencer” my brain turns off. 

assholes be assholing.

I love how people get all up because of shit like this. “Representation”. Gimme a break. I’m a professional chef, and the number of kitchens I have run where I was the token white guy runs into the 20's. My point is that you can’t have it both ways. I haven’t seen the film, but I’ve read more than a few reviews, and…

I have never had a dog, yet I have always known folks with dogs literally all my life. I love dogs. That said, I have never, ever, not even once, found a friend or relative call dog food “kibble”. This is a word that needs to go away, simply because it means nothing and will always provoke the question of “what is…

HEY AVC!!! FIX THE DAMN COMMENTING. FIGURE IT OUT. YOU’RE GONNA SEE THIS A LOT UNTIL YOU DO.

HEY AVC!!! FIX THE DAMN COMMENTING. FIGURE IT OUT. YOU’RE GONNA SEE THIS A LOT UNTIL YOU DO.

HEY AVC!!! FIX THE DAMN COMMENTING. FIGURE IT OUT. YOU’RE GONNA SEE THIS A LOT UNTIL YOU DO.

HEY AVC!!! FIX THE DAMN COMMENTING. FIGURE IT OUT. YOU’RE GONNA SEE THIS A LOT UNTIL YOU DO.

HEY AVC!!! FIX THE DAMN COMMENTING. FIGURE IT OUT. YOU’RE GONNA SEE THIS A LOT UNTIL YOU DO.

HEY AVC!!! FIX THE DAMN COMMENTING. FIGURE IT OUT. YOU’RE GONNA SEE THIS A LOT UNTIL YOU DO.

HEY AVC!!! FIX THE DAMN COMMENTING. FIGURE IT OUT. YOU’RE GONNA SEE THIS A LOT UNTIL YOU DO.

HEY AVC!!! FIX THE DAMN COMMENTING. FIGURE IT OUT. YOU’RE GONNA SEE THIS A LOT UNTIL YOU DO.

HEY AVC!!! FIX THE DAMN COMMENTING. FIGURE IT OUT. YOU’RE GONNA SEE THIS A LOT UNTIL YOU DO.

HEY AVC!!! FIX THE DAMN COMMENTING. FIGURE IT OUT. YOU’RE GONNA SEE THIS A LOT UNTIL YOU DO.

Sittin’ on the cushion, feel something pushing...

I only ever watched the first two seasons of Friends, and then just sporadically during the rest of the run. I know all of them have had mild to better success afterwards, but the one actor that surprised me was Matt LeBlanc. Him playing off himself in Episodes was perfect casting. I’ll pretty much watch anything he’s…

“I’ll be happy to see Jon Batiste and company back together. That was really the most cringey part of “A Late Show,” trying to shoehorn Batiste into the format. It never really worked all that well.”

I’m of the mind that Meyers plays better to no audience for some reason. He played it much looser and didn’t mind the random flubs. I feel Colbert was still just himself, but without the audience.