I was a huge Colbert fan back in the day. And somehow I’m more of a Seth fan. But the more I watch Amber Ruffin, she’s gold. Put her in front of a studio audience and she’ll be dynamite. 

It took me a minute to figure out “rotate”.

Man, I could really go for a Wendy’s Triple right now...

This is a true fact. A friend/co-worker had to take an ambulance (we’re in a quasi-rural area) and the ride alone cost him nearly $10K. It’s insane. 

First tank of gas I bought (with dads money) was 67 cents/gallon. Chrysler Reliant (lol) four door manual. Filled it up for less than $7.

I cannot like this enough. 

She’s like Michelle Pfeiffer in that way. They don’t age at all.

I still love how I lived in a place in South Oakland (east of downtown Pittsburgh, south of the U of Pitt) that was a block away from where Andy Warhol was born and grew up. I highly recommend the Warhol museum on the North Shore, haven’t been since ‘99 but the Silver Clouds room was...amazing. 

I’m always surprised to see the Melvins in any festival lineup. I was sure they disbanded like, 15 years ago.

Ouch.

MI:Ghost Protocol was according to my Netflix history a film I watched 12 times in two years. Apparently it was good to see after work/the bar/etc.

Seen it, repeatedly, and -oh my god- had to deal with it repeatedly. As a white guy. You know how fun that is?

I was never a big Simpsons fan, but somehow I was home and not at church for that episode. 

I’m surprised about how Matt LeBlanc has progressed. The show Episodes was really good, and not one I had heard about until it was done. He was really, really good in it. I seriously did not expect to watch the whole series, but it did not disappoint. 

I’m amazed at the documents folk don’t have. I’ve had the same copy of my birth certificate since I was 9. Bank records (just that piece of paper with my account # and routing) since I was...28? I mean, seriously, I barely have my shit together these days but at least I can prove who I am.

Egg??

I still find it interesting that a guy that I watched for years on Politically Correct turned into this person. Real Time is so unwatchable. Being smug is not funny. 

My point was simply Stand Up For Yourself.

I’m typically the only white guy in my kitchens. The first restaurant I worked in was entirely Central and South Americans. There was a hirearchy among countries, and our sous was from Ecuador. He always told people he was from Honduras, because it wasn’t looked down upon like Ecuador was.

The Sean O’Neal Big Red No.