I’m fairly certain he’s literally turned down even more reasonable requests that would ACTUALLY have helped numerous others, for just as illogical reasons.

That is a fantastic title.

OK, No. This is so many levels of uncool here. Do you refer to Sting as “The Singer From The Police” as well?

Another notable entry would be Grant Morrison’s limited Batman & Robin run. Essentially, after the death of Bruce Wayne, Dick Grayson reluctantly hangs up Nightwing and dons the cowl in order to provide some measure of continuity to the now Batman-less Gotham City.

Honestly, never in my life, have I read a Batman comic and heard any other voice when reading the Batman monologue, than that of Kevin Conroy.

This may prove a helpful alternative:

He also blames a language barrier for their misunderstanding, “English is not her first language, and I tend to be annoyingly flowery in my speech.”

This was just a genius move. And if anyone can’t see why, then obviously they don’t understand or appreciate Ye’s true genius.

When you originally made all that money really flippin’ quick, for virtually no effort or expertise except for being a jackass on YouTube, maybe you don’t value it as much as everybody else would, I guess.

I might actually take an interest in football if they implemented your proposed game modifications, honestly.

You can honestly google how to complete the mission without any fatalities on your team. It’s been a thing for like 8 years.

Jeez. That interior...

Translation: We’re going to need a lot more underpaid workers in space...

Josh Hawley? THAT’S the guy lecturing people on declining masculinity, of all things?

Which, in turn, commonly pay their CEOs in stock options; which are basically owned percentages of the company’s value; WHICH has just been enriched by a government subsidy.

If it helps provide some insight, your relationship with your Movie Dad doesn’t sound entirely dissimilar to many peoples’ relationships with their real ones.

Maybe Jeff Bezos has all of the in-game currency too...

You...

I feel like I’m going to be avoiding this, simply on the “Jeff Bezos doesn’t need anymore money than he already gets out of me” basis.

This was the only way I was ever able to see this cover. I actually had to work to get my brain to acknowledge the wrestling tights behind the falling goon.