I thought the new layout was a knock-off of the old site, then I realized it just got worse instead.

@8thManOnTheMoon: This is for iced drinks only.

As someone that suffers from Ménière's disease ([en.wikipedia.org] , I say the quicker the better!

@OCEntertainment: I thought this exact thing. I love Google's marketing technique:

@Super_Pickle: How much do you pay for your Gizmodo subscription?

@Mark 2000: The former.

@ITIL_Prince: The people doing the calculations are probably the same ones that determine the "street value" for marijuana which, contrary to what they say, is not $2000/oz.

@xaronax: that is one of the reasons I love the stock browser - I like the ability to choose if I want the page distorted or not, plus (in CyanogenMod 6.1, DInc) you can turn auto-reflow on and off.

@bbexaminer: how do you know what an animal is "supposed to do"? This one cave is the only known location of their existence, why wouldn't you want to conserve that?

@The Squalor and the Fury: @MayorBloomberg:

@Sheccid: This?

@battra92: ...and who is doing all of this tree planting?

@ThisIsSharksTerritory:

@minardi: you're a douche.

@FauxReal: I am my own grandpa!

@blyan-reloaded: I see where you were going with that pic and all, but I think you missed a more subtle, funnier joke.

@Dish: ...do you work for Best Buy?

@Chernobyl: is that how you(r face) got a star?

@Bryan South: Does anyone read the text before the comments anymore? Or do you get a star by jumping past the article to ask stupid questions?