Dafuq are you talking about? Wake the fuck up. THEY JUST SMASHED THE OPPOSITION!

They fucked the president for 8 years, with a parting shot of them screwing him/us out of the supreme court. We just got our fucking asses kicked.

Just as absurd as a virgin birth, walking on water, multiplying fish and loaves of bread, transubstantiation, and rising from the dead in my opinion. Religions are absurd.

It’s not to save fetuses. It is to punish the slutty mcsluts for having sex, and refusing to sleep with them.

Binge season two, it’s even worse but oh-so-good.

A blonde woman leaned over the guardrail to yell, “Better than killin’ babies!”

kind of hot garbage

I’ll have you know that this stuff works quite well. Just the other day my supervisor was explaining that... well, she was saying something about numbers or whatever. I flailed my arms wildly and frantically screamed “WHERE DO YOU COME FROM!? WHERE DO YOU COME FROM!?” in her face. I am now CEO.

I prefer the victim’s.

I don’t get “looking presidential” off that pic. I get Lex Luthor with a toupee.

But, why does the Electoral College exist if it absolutely must vote as expected?

Oddly, though, a direct democracy would have elected a fit President; it’s the EC that’s going to elect the unfit one. (Regardless of views about HRC, she can at least meet the definition of “clinically sane.”)

BWAHAHAHAA YES!

Tell him your religion dictates that you wack him in the balls with your foot every 20 minutes. I’m sure he’ll be tolerant of your religious belief. Oh, and don’t forget to yell “Hallelujah!” every time you do it.

Yeah, because I’d rather not have a gaslighter in chief, fuckyouverymuch.

Also many mocking mentions years in advance of him achieving Grifter Elect status—-called out by name!

I have been escapism watching 30 Rock and “MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN” was a Jack Donaghy line.

I’m almost certain that Will = MiB...but it is really annoying that they would make a young Anthony Hopkins CGI monstrosity, then be like “eh, these guys are both white and blue eyed.”

Seriously, just think about how ridiculous this excerpt is

Hey did anyone post the Schoolhouse Rock video because that would be really funny and not at all joking the joke that you already made!

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