I’ve voted in about 20 elections in the UK. I’ve never queued, never taken more than 60 seconds.

i think that’s the point many miss— I LOVE the idea of an educated and experienced politician taking the most political job - but I dont think she’s perfect. She is simply and totally a human. Humans make mistakes and other humans make choices you may or may not make. hard stop.

Here’s the thing- since 1992 MILLIONS of our tax dollars has been spent trying to dig up some dirt on Secretary Clinton, and NOTHING has stuck. They ain’t got shit on her after a 25+ year witch hunt. So you either have to assume that she is truly the most dastardly Machiavellian political mastermind in all of…

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But...but...he’s going to help me get out of the inner city.

Was listening to the Obama Bros podcast (Keeping it 1600, it’s awesome) and the Daily Beast’s Olivia Nuzzi made what I think is a pretty good distinction: every rape claim should be taken seriously, which is not the same as being believed.

If she doesn’t go with the prom queen acceptance speech from She’s All That, I’m going to be sooooooo disappointed.

McCartney’s been a low-key bitch since jump.

I can’t be the only person who thought Patronus.

Hi fellow Murderino!

I know I’m late to the party, but here is a truly scary story - you might say it was a matter of life and death.

“the spirit that scared you as a child meant you harm, and you will have two more such visitations in your lifetime.”

Was anybody else disappointed when Teddy’s backstory wasn’t “has a degree in ethnomusicology from Wesleyan, is a receptionist at a dentist’s office, married the writer of a TV sketch comedy”

The plural of Pokemon is Pokemon

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Put that fist down, motherfucker. It don’t belong to you.

This. I’m tired of this bullshit that she’s some uniquely weak candidate. We’re not supposed to talk about it, but we’re going to look back at this and realize how much of her difficulty in being a frontrunner was little more than the result of her being a woman to an electorate fighting against history.

Whenever commenters pit two minority groups against each other, I tend to find it hard to believe that they really care about either one...

Then teach your sons not to rape! I give exactly zero fucks about the worries of parents with sons who are just convinced that slutty girls will ruin their precious boys’ lives. By virtue of being born male they will have much easier lives than their female classmates. I care a lot more about the girls who will…

You clearly made this up. The sentences lead one to another much too clearly to be a genuine Trump diatribe