ding ding ding. I think media literacy should be a required course in high school, maybe grade school.

Til the last line breaks none of us are free.

“Smart ass college boys think they’re so damn smart!”

I work at a research institution and edit the work of people with PhDs for a living. Everyone is shitty to me because I have a BA, meanwhile I work for a guy with two doctorate degrees who doesn’t know the difference between “affect” and “effect.”

In addition to all of the obvious stupidity, Ashly has already fucked herself by setting herself up to be odd man out in the three-way scenario. She’d have been much better off by first turning Winnie and Guistinna against each other, thereby ensuring she can get whatever she wants.

It’s frustrating that popular culture insists that the disappearance of the Roanoke colony is some big mystery when it’s abundantly clear that they just joined the Croatan people and even left the name of the tribe carved onto a tree.

Adopting a child costs many thousands of dollars. We considered adoption but it was either that or Mrs Stig went back to school. We chose school, had one of our own and Mrs Stig got a better job due to her advanced degree. We made out much better by not adopting.

My wife personally gives birth to all our puppies. That being said I am a giant anthropomorphic dog monster.

And also...so what if they take every available sick day? I get that it’s a problem if you start taking more time than you actually have, but if I take all of the time the company allotted to me (for whatever reason) why is that somehow then seen as a problem? If you don't want me to take 12 sick days, do not offer me…

I know. I mean why does my wife need more than 3 pairs of shoes? Sport, casual and dress suits me just fine.

You know what gets me? This was the first thing I thought of: how Ono seems to be throwing a little shade Sean’s way, take that Sean, etc. And then I realized—

Sean is somewhere trying to mansplain to his mother how this hurts him, in his special manly place.

Will Sean Ono Lennon be not mansplaining this project?

Do you watch Project Runway? I can’t remember which season it was, but the challenge was to make clothes for “regular women”. One designer was paired with a woman who was plus sized, and you would have thought that the judges asked him to make clothes out of air. He was pissed and made a horrendous outfit. I think his…

Yeah I mean I feel like this lady thought she’d get more intrigue by a click baity title. There’s nothing inherently feminist about abstinence, in fact I’d say if your motivation is based on a commandment from a patriarchal religion then there’s an argument to be made that it is not feminist at all. I really don’t…

At a certain point, people that have committed crimes need to be able to move on with their lives. Did Nate Parker rape that girl, I say yes.

No only Jesus is allowed to talk to my children about sex. He should be arriving any day now. Any daaaaay.

This case was not an outlier for Persky.

I wouldn’t call her a cunt, she lacks the warmth and the depth.

Ok you know what, I can count the number of people on one hand that I’ve ever called a cunt in my entire life, it’s not a word I use lightly.