Now this is a plan I can get behind! If for some insane reason the Bubble Zones are nullified, I would gladly volunteer all of my free time (spoiler alert: I have an alarming amount of free time) to work as a Pro-Abortion counter protestor in one of those little numbers (second spoiler alert: I have an alarming amount…

oh this show is my new guilty pleasure. I just bought the first season on Amazon because I can never catch it on TV

Yes. Also, I’m a lifelong sewist and design a lot of clothes for various body shapes... And I constantly study/lecture on old courturiers and haute couture, fashion history..

Exactly!! My Mom always told me to walk with purpose to deter random men from accosting me or robbing me b/c being hesitant makes you a target.

Currently snorting my birth control off of the back of a bar toilet while googling clinics that perform hysterectomies on otherwise healthy 30-year-olds.

And THIS is why you can’t argue with Trump supporters. I suppose we could distract them with some fireworks and a coupon to Olive Garden... other than that, you’re just expending wasted breath trying to convince them of Anything!

Have you ever heard of

• Bill and Hillary Clinton are driving in the country near Hillary’s hometown. They are low on fuel, so Bill stops at a gas station. The man at the gas station comes out and looks into the window.”Hey, Hillary! We used to date in high school, do you remember me?” he asks.They talk merrily for a few minutes. Bill pays,…

Does this remind anyone else of the pictures of Bill Clinton that graced newspaper front pages under the headlines announcing the country’s first woman presidential nominee by a major party?

Lewandowski’s “well I didn’t say that, YOU brought it up” is some elementary school bullshit. Is the Trump campaign perhaps actually being run by groups of two seven year olds stacked on top of each other with a trench coat?

Even if he was an affirmative action admission all it would prove is that affirmative action kicks ass and is worth the investment, because we got Barack Freaking Obama out of it.

That’s a false equivalency and you know it, considering there is real, actual, verifiable bias against African-American men. Wealthy white college athletes, not so much.

I love Stone House Revival!

Have you like...uh...ever ....watched the show? OF COURSE IT’S NOT.

This saddens me. Now there is literally no way he’ll see the inside of a jail cell.

If you got so drunk that a mugger noticed and decided to take advantage of that, a lawyer wouldn’t attempt to use your drunkenness to get the mugger off charges.

One reason we get so annoyed about this is because we can follow all these dumb rules and still get raped. I’ve got friends who’ve been raped drunk. I’ve got friends who’ve been raped sober. I’ve got friends who’ve been raped by strangers. I’ve got friends who’ve been raped by friends. People want to set up all these…

Yes, but if your coworker sexually abuses students it doesn’t happen on the job, in front of other students. It’ll happen after school, probably after grooming the victim. Calling out said coworker wouldn’t hamper your ability to shout “respect mah authoritay” and abuse a different student later. Cops don’t have that…