“As for the question of small businesses, “the fact of the matter is if the only way a business can succeed is by working someone at 60 hours a week for $25,000 a year, if the profit margin is that small, then that business has really big problems in and of itself,” she said. “That’s not the model we need to embrace…

A prank is swapping all of your mate’s furniture around when he on holiday or covering his room is army men. It’s not physically or emotionally harming the woman you are supposed to love.

WHAT THE MOTHERFUCKING FUCK.

“Like a compass needle that points north, a man’s accusing finger will always find a woman. Always.” - Khaled Hosseini

Some neighbors in the area, Local Memphis writes, are wondering why the young girl was out so late at night with her mother

Truth. My boobs laugh in the face of these flimsy things.

It would be nice if, just once, instead of making yet another set of cute bras in a b cup they could do one cute bra for the over DD crowd. Or at least make one in a color other than black, white or dome tone of beige.

F = Effin’ big
G = Goddang those are big.
H = Holy mackrel, they’re huge.
I = I don’t know how you can walk.
J = Jeezus preserve us!
K = “OK, so they make coffee, right? heh-” (Laughter terminated by the swift and painful death of the speaker.)

*glances down at F-cups firmly ensconced in literally the only bra that works on them*

;P I’m a vegetarian because since I was a kid I didn’t like the taste or texture of meat, and I struggled to choke it down before my parents let me become a vegetarian around age 15. But even I look sideways at vegans. I tried it for a hot minute in college, but life is not worth living without cheese and iced cream.…

Mikey’s nonna was possibly my favorite gag of the season.

If people enjoy working out during and after pregnancy, good for them.

Plus you guys can just like...pee anywhere. Just go outside for fucks sake.
LIKE THE ANIMALS YOU ARE

Stanford female activists

BECAUSE PEOPLE DON’T VOTE IN THEIR LOCAL AND STATE ELECTIONS. Sorry to yell, but it is so frustrating. People come out to vote for the president, but in spite of being the most powerful position on the planet, the President does not control everything. Local and state politics matter just as much, sometimes more. Two…

The protest march against this bullshit should definitely involve women bringing their soiled pads/tampons. Followed by a ritual burial on the capitol lawn.

Maybe the governor recently invested in a business that makes coffins for dollhouses?

I thought all abortions were based on the same thing. A woman’s right to have one.

I disagree. Sometimes, you don’t realize how toxic a person was for you until you get some time and distance. 25 years ago, one of my best friends and I had a massive falling out. She cut contact with me - because SHE had done something awful and then she got upset that I dared to be angry about the thing she did.