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Yeah, I know. But can’t I have, like, twenty minutes of thinking the world could be a good place and society can get it’s head out of it’s collective ass?

Also because Philly loves murals more than any other city in the world has ever loved murals.

We got married last year and my husband took my last name. It’s so freaking awesome. We can weed out a lot of closeted bigots by their reaction, and gain quick friends who think it is awesome too. Such a simple act that speaks volumes about what we value.

And we all know Janice in accounting don’t give a fuck.

Yes, let’s not critically think and write about the media our children consume, let’s just let them blindly watch anything. Sounds like good parenting skills...

Trevor Noah always gives me the dudebro “im just kidding” vibe and i am not here for it.

Now I miss Brian Williams and Jon Stewart more than usual. If the folks who work for the news networks were real journalists, they would grab this and harry it like terriers until they got answers about it. Like, really, until Trump breaks it down for them. And interviewing actual security analysts to speak to them…

Saw a Trump bumper sticker.
Briefly thought about the insurance hit I would take if I plowed into the car.

It isn’t about saving the goddamn chicken.

The writing on that one is the BEST. I lost it at fleeing the great Fucks Famine of 2015.

OH GOD. I haven’t even finished reading but that Funky Town story has brought actual tears to my eyes.

I always look for that line when I see near-academic Weezer take downs but it never seems to turn up!

As a friend of mine is fond of saying, “Salman Rushdie has been living under a fatwa for decades and still couldn’t bear putting up with Padma Lakshmi’s s***.:

It’s almost as if refusing to protect trans people didn’t stop straight men from going into womens’ restrooms to assault children there.

Dear Entire Town of Dearborn, Kansas,

I miss when the comment section was just more crazy ass restaurant stories.

I agree with your article, well done, but the other fact that is often left unmentioned is that this poor girl lost her mother AND her grandmother in the last year, and is now in the foster system.

“My kid wouldn’t BE in that situation, because we raised him/her the right way”