No I read Anne frank though. Is Anne Franke any good ?

This is so fucking gross and annoying. And you can get a hymen certificate all you want, that doesn’t prove you didn’t have oral or any other sex. I grew up with Catholic girls who called themselves *~virgins~* but blew everybody and had anal. I hate this religious hypocrisy. When you make a huge fuss about something…

IT’S LITERALLY ON THE CHAIR YOU DUMB FUCK WE ARE USING AN ACTUAL VISUAL REFERENCE DO TRY TO KEEP THE FUCK UP OR DON’T FUCKING BOTHER SHOWING UP AT ALL.

Honestly, I read that as being your girl will be independent with a family of her own, but your son will never be able to do shit for himself. GRANTED that isn’t what the person who wrote it probably meant. They probably meant, some day your daughter is gonna have sex and then she ain’t your sweet girl any more. She…

Okay, well, my bar for humanity is already set very low and details like this just makes me want to blow up the planet.

Jesus..13 years oldx, and she had the presence of mind to say, this isn’t right...and she died for it. I sometimes wonder if I had reacted differently in my life, like a time I MAde out with this stranger heavily on a bus then had a moment of clarity, in public, whhere I went, nope, I’m going home alone. Or when I got…

I believe that most commenters here get cash out to buy weed.

I had people specifically ask for temperatures hotter than our hottest setting (I think it was 212), and I would have to talk them out of it. I often would get an earful about how other places would do it, and my usual response is that they were probably just saying yes and not telling you the truth.

Jesus kid get your nudes from the internet like the rest of us.

“ If you don’t succeed in business, you shouldn’t be the first one to step up and complain about getting paid.”

For fuck’s sake.

I WOULD MURDER

When I managed a Borders we were also responsible for this small calendar kiosk on the other side of the shopping center. I was there covering someone’s lunch break and this crazed woman came over demanding why we had no bichon frise calendars. The dog calendar people were always the weirdest.

“wow, you’re so wet” or “that shirt looks really hot on you” or random comments about my looks/body.

There’s been some unnecessary backlash toward you in some of the comments, and that’s counterproductive, because one important aspect has gone unadressed. It’s that women have to deal with the reality that sometimes, maybe even often, compliments /are/ creepy. We live our lives every day having to be wary, and it’s…

Peniswrinkle was always my fave as a young'n. So dirty!

“Let every person be subject to the governing authorities. For there is no authority except from God, and those that exist have been instituted by God. Therefore whoever resists the authorities resists what God has appointed, and those who resist will incur judgment.” - Your Bible

Never knew I could be jealous of a felt puppet, but here the fuck we are.

That’s fine, Miss Piggy has obviously moved on.

I would do anything for meatloaf, but I won’t do that.